Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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