Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
