I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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