i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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