ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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