Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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