I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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