I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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