She said her name was "party"
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
