is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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