He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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