I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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