That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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