i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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