I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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