plz talk dirty to me
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
