I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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