Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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