Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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