I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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