their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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