I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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