i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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