Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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