Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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