my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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