Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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