the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
