just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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