Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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