Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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