Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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