We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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