One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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