Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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