Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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