How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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