But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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