I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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