Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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