I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You have to summon your inner elephant
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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