..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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