Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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