Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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