Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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