You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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