and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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