So drunk its hurt
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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