are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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