I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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