well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
