Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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