omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
This can only be settled by a dance off.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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