im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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