when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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